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| Topic Started: Dec 2 2009, 12:00 PM (144 Views) | |
| Kobra Kai | Dec 2 2009, 12:00 PM Post #1 |
dethroned
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Yes, these are from one of those annoying forwarded emails. But I thought they were funny enough to share. Enjoy. 1. There is a great need for sarcasm font. 2. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired. 3. Bad decisions make good stories. 4. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? 5. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in. 6. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish sending a text message. 7. The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard. This recently became all too apparent to me and consequently I will never be ending a work email with the phrase "Regards" again 8. Was learning cursive really necessary? 9. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger. 10. Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart". 11. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent a dick from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers! 12. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for the rest of the day. 13. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don't want to have to restart my collection. 14. There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far. 15. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my document that I swear I did not make any changes to. 16. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this ever. 17. As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists. 18. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is. 19. It should probably be called Unplanned Parenthood. 20. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call. |
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| CaptDennyCrane | Dec 2 2009, 12:14 PM Post #2 |
No need for explanation
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I do this, but mainly because my parking spot is not in front of my door - its about 25-30 yards downrange |
| My poop doesn't smell. Comes out in pretty colors. Denny Crane | |
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| Heather | Dec 2 2009, 04:20 PM Post #3 |
executive bitch
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| spocklet | Dec 2 2009, 05:15 PM Post #4 |
Wise words from the Buddha
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Yup, would have to agree with all these.  
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| wissaboo | Dec 2 2009, 06:16 PM Post #5 |
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those were all great. one more If you give your child a regular name but spell it oddly to make it unique, people will not think you are creative. They will think you are illiterate. |
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I still check the boards over at ST.com but lately its like beer and chips without the beer and the big chips are all gone. - Kang Now just how high does a "muthfucka" get? Is it anything like a pissed newt? - Joy I like the corn cause it adds a little sweetness to my burrito. - nhranger That figures. I knew you weren't woman enough to swallow - nhranger Tribbles are surprisingly warm when around the penis region, But they wont normally put out unless they have the threat of death. - fleshandblood That's looks so disgusting I would definately have to taste it! - Joy Wissa, don't tell anyone, but, you're my favourite.  Shhhhhh! - CornishMonkey
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| joyofvgr | Dec 3 2009, 06:25 AM Post #6 |
All about the fish tacos
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This one I find particularly true, but they were all great. 
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| Ltpondwater9 | Dec 4 2009, 03:43 AM Post #7 |
 
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